How to Hotwire a Vehicle, for real!

So today at work i went to leave for lunch and found that the Ignition Tumbler (where the key goes in) on my jeep was jammed. I tried WD-40 (nectare of the gods.....) and that didn't work (false gods, obviously) tapping the key, wiggling and jiggling, and to no avail!

Dang.

So I looked up how to hotwire a vehicle, and boy is it easy! All i had to to was run a chunk of wire from my positive terminal on the battery to the positive wire on my starter solinoid and Voila! Of course this would normally only get the engine running, but because i could get the key to turn half-way, it freed up my steering and accessories. Lucky for me it was only -11 outside an the driveway that i happened to park on was mostly dry. It could have happened last week when it was -34 or something.....

Materials and tools needed:
Candle (because i forgot a flashlight...stupid)
My "swisstool" (like a leatherman)
a chunck of wire
and a buddy to encourage and hold stuff!


WARNING:
This is only meant to educate the lawful. Any wrongful, illegal or even shady, and possibly some amoral actions, are considered FELONIES, so don't do it.